We Hold The Line

Guardsman where have you been? Im starting to think you have been blamed by that blam happy commissar of yours.

the-tau-empire

((Sorry, I’ve been a bit preoccupied with other stuff. Do you really miss me that much? :P))

askthearchon:

slaaneshthepleasuregod:

Best day ever…

HAHAHAHAHAHA

((=D))

theimmortalgodemperorofmankind:

OK Guardsman, you keep shooting, and I’ll keep FROWNING ANGRILY.

…Alan? That’s where you were hiding? And who took this picture, anyway?

Hey man, do you remember I told you I wanted to do a Dark Eldar blog? I made it, its askthearchon. Check it out if you want!

flavioefren

((Sounds good, man.))

theangrymarine replied to your post: A sense of humor? How refreshing from the usual “Heretic!”. However, it is unlikely that the basilisks will hit me. I’m not foolish enough to get in the path of artillery fire.

PUT DOWN THAT FUCKING VOXCASTER, BASEBALL BAT, BEFORE I TELL YOUR COMMISSAR TO BLAST YOU.

What! I’m not a goddamn baseball bat, I’m cannon fodder! There’s a very important difference!

the-cripple-who-is-whole:

guardsmanvalkins:

askthesister:

From the Private Journal of Echo Talarian

A colloquialism, overheard while attending to my tasks.

Battle Brother Alpha: ARE WE FUCKING OUT OF TACOS?

Battle Brother Beta: DOES A TYRANNID SHIT IN THE GENEPOOL?

Do tyranids shit? The concept never really occurred to me. I mean, I guess they have to, but it strikes me as odd…

What did you think Bio-acid was?

But yes…the notion does seem most…amusing.

…Oh god… Charlie’s death seems so much less dignified now… o_O

A sense of humor? How refreshing from the usual "Heretic!". However, it is unlikely that the basilisks will hit me. I'm not foolish enough to get in the path of artillery fire.

xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2

Dude, have you ever seen a basilisk? If you’re on the same planet, that thing’s gonna hit you. Might even be able to get you in orbit, dunno if anyone’s tested that yet…

Don’t worry, the commissar’s basically having an epileptic fit consisting entirely of “HERETICHERETICHERETIC” and firing his bolt pistol in the air.

askthesister:

From the Private Journal of Echo Talarian

A colloquialism, overheard while attending to my tasks.

Battle Brother Alpha: ARE WE FUCKING OUT OF TACOS?

Battle Brother Beta: DOES A TYRANNID SHIT IN THE GENEPOOL?

Do tyranids shit? The concept never really occurred to me. I mean, I guess they have to, but it strikes me as odd…

Hello, little Guardsman. I do hope you are wise enough to avoid me, as much as I would love to crush your pitiful body.

xavar-thechaoslord-deactivated2

Yep, I will be avoiding the shit out of you while our basilisks shoot at you from ten miles away. =)

Why dont you guys use guns that fire bullets. Seems like they would be more effective than your lasguns.

the-tau-empire

You’d think so, right? Apparently, since there’s SO FUCKING MANY OF US, it would be way too expensive to make that many bullets. Easier to just use something with a rechargeable battery, you know? Otherwise we’d get like two shots per guardsman.